Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have already put on my inside pants.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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