apparently the secret to your success is patron
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
false alarm. still invincible.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think weed is turning my hair brown
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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