ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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