Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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