bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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