On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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