Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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