I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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