No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
