GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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