you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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