Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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