He is an equal opportunity slut.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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