who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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