I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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