threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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