On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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