But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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