eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I enjoy the company of your penis
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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