But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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