she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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