She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
This baby is an asshole
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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