I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize
