I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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