i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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