Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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