Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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