Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
