i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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