I wanna passion pit in your ass
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I supernannyed him into submission
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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