Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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