its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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