its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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