Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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