bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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