Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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