The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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