Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Randomize
