how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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