that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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