Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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