Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Let's paint friendship bongs
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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