Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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