I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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