Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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