yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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