i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think brook has ever known best
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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