I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
plz talk dirty to me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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