these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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