So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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