Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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