When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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