Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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