Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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