i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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